Dented Airplane

I dunno how nobody else noticed this or thought anything of it but my plane from Colorado had a huge dent in the side right near the horizontal stabilizer. I asked a few people at the counter if this was okay and they said it was but I still wasn't feeling very good about getting the plane. We landed in OKC with only a lot of turbulence so I suppose my fears were unfounded?

Jet Skiing in Colorado

Went to colorado this weekend and had a blast with Mimi. I first went out to a biker bar where guys were weird and people tried to sell us cologne. The next day I chilled out on a beach all day and drove jet skis. My body is soooo sore today as I used my muscles to desperatly hang on even though I managed to toss myself off a few times. Also outdrove a thunderstorm on a jet ski and helped an enourmous woman get back on her jet ski after she fell off. All in all, good weekend.

Prices & Kickball

Joined an Oklahoma kickball league (which is exciting because this is their first year and has never been in OKC before). I kicked first for our team as the first batter of the entire season and had a nice little dinker single. Two kicks later I would sprint home to be the first player in Oklahoma kickball history to score a run. Afterwards we went to a nearby bar where flipcup and cheese covered fries were enjoyed by all. I bought 4 pitchers and a plate of cheesey, bacony fries for a whopping total of 20 dollars. Celebrations were had by all and I think back to the days of 70 dollar bar tabs and say "Suck it Richard"

Flooding in OKC

Flooding continues as the day progresses. Photos were all taken by Dan Luttrell. The first shows the side of a road, make sure you not that it is usually dry. The second, third and fifth photo show cars flooding obviously. The photo of a tree in a pond is not a tree in a pond but a farmer's field. Based on where the water is on that tree the field is about 5 feet deep. The final photo is near our office where you can see somebody tied their sedan to a pickup truck to keep it from floating away.

Record Rain Storm

Today we had a record rainfall in the early morning starting around 5 AM. By the time I was on my way to work only one road going north was still open and every major highway in the city was closed. My 94 minivan slugged to work as I watched small sedans actually float away. I snapped a few pictures but it hard to make out. At one point I was the only vehicle left on highway 35, a four lane highway as shown in the first picture. The second photo shows the entire road covered in over 6 inches of water. Third photo shows water coming up out of manhole there was so much water pressure. The final picture shows a pickup truck barely making it through the water.

8 Hours of Listening to Horrible Missouri Radio

Driving home, I saw this gem on the road. It looks like somebody hit this truck with a tornado but I was shocked to see it on the road. I certainly didn't drive anywhere near him and kept a lane between us as I smoked past him moments later. I made it to 120 mph before I thought I saw a cop.

The end of the evening.

I probably have the last photo of the bride and groom before they snuck away for the wedding night. After being in a bar with the highest number of hot girls and best ratio I have ever seen (or I had great beer goggles on), Capito and I wandered home. We randomly met some girls who wanted to kiss me, rode a lion and then got lost in the old Union Station.

It almost looks like capito is planning something

Capito and I made a bet nearly 3 years ago. If I lost I had to make him a cockblock card and honor it. As I was chatting with the maid of honor, he decided to drop it on me. Capito even used my own camera to document the occassion.

Table 11

At the wedding, most of the mid 20s folks sat at table 11. At first we had a jolly good time but then began make it known that we were proud of being from table 11. We wore our table number on our shirts, danced to songs where all of table 11 came out and even came up with a gang sign (a weak one tho) and did it all night.

Our Fancy Room Plus A Beer Run

Capito and I had a sweet room in St. Louis the second night. The bathroom even had a phone just in case that is what you were missing. We also made a beer run in hot outfits. Girls in the mall absolutely melted and Capito got hit on by a pile of Asian girls. Moments after getting back, Capito got Iced

Dancing!

Late in the evening, Capito had decided he needed to hit on women but it wasn't working. His next strategy was dancing the 'Dance of 1000 Stares" He certainly got looks especially from the fat man at the end.

My girl

As many of you know. I am in love with this video and specifically the girl starring in it, Alina Puscau. I just found a behind the scenes video showing her just plain being hot. I know nobody cares but I do so it goes on the blog.

The end of the evening, our free night in Saint Louis

Capito and I got hit on by this not very attractive older woman. She hit on me a long time and I was drunk and confused so luckily Capito jumped in. From what it appears, she is trying to mount Capito in this photo. Also, I dared capito to eat something nasty but I can't remember what it was. He did end up eating it and left this gem of expressions.

Yes he is the ladies man

After getting lost twice on a 2 block trip to bars, Capito decided to pull a line from his extensive repertoire, the line; "watch this". He then went over and, in what I assumed would be hilarity, hit on this girl. In reality, it appears as though he pursues, the talk a moment, then she either leans in for a kiss or leans over to fart. Either way, her friends ended up snatching her away (why do they do that?) then Capito passed out on the arm of the chair. I had to go wake him up.

All the baseball world in the palm of your hand

At some point in the evening, both Capito and I began to feel the effects of alcohol. In response to that Capito puts Albert Pujoles in his hand, chokes on a peanut, attempts to reach over the tarp to be able to touch the field (he got caught within seconds), and I wore a Beast shirt in Budweiser country.

Albert is not amused

Went to a Cardinals-Brewers game with Capito. I showed up with a can of beer in hand and was promptly caught. Instead of taking it away or throwing us out they gave me two cups and told me to give them the can. So I still enjoyed my delicious Busch Ice. Got to see Prince Fielder chatting with Pujoles while on base, caught Corey Hart picking his nose then saw Pujoles chatting with Fielder while he was on base. Sadly, Prince Albert didn't come over to give us high fives.