Songs in real life + mullets on lesbian bikers

Took an adventure to Muskogee, Oklahoma,which I have been told is kinda a rough place but it seemed all right to me. Seeing two lesbian biker women with mullets started the day off right. Then I had some of the finest hot dogs I have ever had from a little place called Chets which had chilidogs (with sauerkraut) and was run by teenagers. Also, there is an entire song devoted about how BillyBob hearts Charlene and paints it on a water tower in green paint. Greg may be the only one who reads this who gets the humor in it. But I very much enjoy it and had a good time knowing the town had fun. Also, got lost and found a train