A day at the Nats game

Condor managed to snake us 4 tickets to a Nationals game. The seats were amazing and we got to sit in the front row, the only people in front of us were, I suppose, BSDs. We hoped for every foul ball and eagerly awaited but none came to us. After 9 innings of good fun we noticed that Nats fans were easily outnumbered by the worst fans on earth, Phillies fans. We persevered, bouncing to bar after bar afterwards which eventually led to Condor living up to his other nickname, Metronapper.