Been a while

Been stuck in Sasakwa, Oklahoma. Population of 150 and almost 0 cell phone service. I can occasionally get text messages and almost always blackberry messages. The town has two intact buildings that arn't homes and most are abandoned. Looks like I will be there another week or so before I escape but at least I get to work on my tan. Everyday for lunch I go to the local cafe 8 miles down the road and have gotten to know a lot of the locals who all want to seem to talk and tell great stories. They seem to use the phrase "feel like I swallowed a weasel" to denote they are hungry.